Opie and Anthony Virus Tour

When I first heard about the tour I thought it'd be another one of those comedy shows. Then I thought "wait this is Opie and Anthony" and knew they'd put some sort of cool spin on it and did they ever. As my limo pulled up to the venue I was greeted by 2 girls flashing me. I was kinda surprised I mean I am a chick magnet but even a chick magnet doesn't expect such a greeting. Not even out of the limo yet I noticed that their were a bunch of half naked women backstage. I get out and the person greeting me said that the 12 pretty girls with dental floss covering their behinds were dancers for the show. Instantly, I knew this was my type of comedy show.

I got situated and went to catering Opie came over and reminisced about when I was on the show last. I couldn't believe he remembered because it had to be at least 5 years back when I was on the Real World. I met them when I was on the red carpet for the VMA's. They had an interview spot set up with the retarded lavern and cherly doing interviews. It was hilarious I told them what a big fan I was and they said stop in tomorrow so I did. I came in right after the clubs let's just say I was still a little tipsy. During the radio show we listened to the Retarded Lavern and Cherly's interviews which were hystarical then Mario Cantone stopped in and it honestly felt like he was hitting on me. Boy was that a treat thank god for Kimmy from Survivor she came in flashed us. Let's just say we had a blast.

After talking with Opie I had to do an autograph signing. I really enjoy these because I get to meet Mizfits from all over. Since we're promoting Summerslam "The Biggest Party of the Summer" we had sunglasses, beach balls, plastic ice cubes that lite up, and coozies for the fans. Nice right. Since we were in the Midwest the coozies went really fast. I seriously think Midwesterns find any excuse to drink. Gotta love it. After the autograph signing. I had about half an hour so I walked around and saw that they had an insulting clown boothe where the clown would do very unclownlike things like make balloons to look like male private areas. Always entertaining. Then their was a guy that pounded nails up his nose. All things you'd find at a freak show. Fun stuff.

The show started and I went out to get the crowd hyped not only for the show but to let them know about how fans can win 2 tickets to the Opie and Anthony show in Jersey and 2 tickets to summerslam basically an all expense paid trip just by going to wwe.com and signing up for it. Pretty bad ass prize if you asked me. I love being in front of that many fans. I don't know if everyone gets like this but right before I go out I get really nervous but as soon as I'm out their with the mic in my hand I feel right at home. There's no better feeling.

The show was great. I talked a bit with Robert Kelly from Dane Cook's HBO show he was really cool and tore it up on stage. I got a picture with Bob Sagat and let me tell you if you've never seen Bob Sagat perform comedy... prepare yourself because he's not Danny Tanner up there nor the guy you see from America's Funniest Videos. Oh no, he's basically the opposite from what you see. Very vulgar but so funny and great to watch. Jim Norton killed it. I actually saw Jim 6 years ago hosting a comedy show at Caroline's in NYC. He was funny then and I could tell he's come into his own onstage and will continue to get bigger in the comedy world. I wasn't sure how Carlos Mancia would be. Yeah, I've seen his show and knew who he was but didn't know much about his comedy. Let me tell you that his routine was unbelievable. I couldn't stop laughing and it wasn't one of those laughs where you smile and say that was funny. His jokes made it to where I couldn't even talk because I was laughing so hard.

I would recommend going to Opie and Anthony's Virus Tour to anyone over the age of 15. It's so much fun and there's a mecca of comedy talent that you can't see anywhere else. Thank you to Opie and Anthony for having me and for entertaining me all these years. Oh and afterwards the "dancers" invited me out for a night on the town see Mizfits I keep telling you I'm a chick magnet. The chicks dig me and their men fear me because there's nothing like being The Miz... HOO RAH!!!

Yes Bob Sagat and The Miz backstage at Opie and Anthony Virus Tour. How many times in your life can you hang out with Danny Tanner?