Tiki Bob's in Philly

This was the start to a reallllllllly long weekend. After a 7 hour plane ride I was definately ready to git r done. I was at Tiki Bob's about 3 months ago on the bar crawl but this time they brought me back to co-host their new TV show called Club TV. I really liked the concept of this show because it wasn't really based around me like the Bar Crawl was. This show was for the clubbers, so everyone got to be on TV.

They told me it was never packed on Thursday so I really didn't know what to expect. As soon as we arrived I saw they put out those huge sky lights that shoot to the sky up and there was a huge line. As I walked in I noticed that the place was packed from front to back, Thursday's aren't ever busy my a$$. Why is it every time I go to a club everyone insists I get wasted. Am I really that funny when I'm wasted? Any ways I got up to the DJ boothe to rock the crowd and the DJ and I do two shots together. Seeing he had a powerful flash light I started flashing it on every hot girl dancing. Now why is it when a flashlight is shown on a girl the girl insists on getting really raunchie and dirty. Now don't get me wrong I like it and that's why I always keep a flashlight handy but I just don't get it.

We started shooting and it went really well. The crowd was loving it. Club TV started off with dancers shaking thier butts to Pour Some Sugar on Me. Then it'd cut to all the people there. The host would drop a couple lines and we'd cut. Then we'd come back and the host said "We have a special guest..." I'd pop in and get the crowd really rowdy. It was great.

By the end of the night I was tanked and reeeeeealllly hungery. I realized I was in Philly and had to get a cheesesteak. I already been to Geno's so I wanted another good cheesesteak so I could compare them. They told me Joe's was across the street and I was there in no time. I walked up to the window to order and the guy looked at me and gave me the... What the fu@k do you want? look. Right then and their I thought I was in a scene straight out of the Sopranos. So I said could I get a cheesesteak and he was like Yeah what do you want on it in a tough Jersey accent. I said whatever. He's like you'll get cheese and onions. I kind of had a feeling that Geno's was going to be better just by the service. Last time I was at Geno's they let me inside and cooked my own steak. Hung out with the workers. These guys just didn't give a fu#k about anything. The sandwich was okay. Let's just say I'll be going to Geno's from now on.

I want to send big thank you's out to Nate, Eric, Bob (who can't hang with me drinking), and Frank (for driving me to Joe's). I had a great time.