Tiki bob's Birmingham, AL

I wasn't really sure what to expect with this club because I've been to Tiki Bob's before and even though they all look different they seem to attract different crowds. Luckily I was pleasantly surprised by the fact that this Tiki Bob's featured a mechanical bull which is always a big hit in my book especially when girls with tight shirts or skirts go on it. God I love that. :) It also had a swing and my favorite a jacoozzi. Yeah that's right in the club they had a jacoozi. This was a Tiki Bob's first for me and I wondered who would go in a Jacoozi in a club.

Well as soon as I got to the club I figured out who goes in them. 18 year old girls that do anything a guy tells them to do. Talk about funny because some of the guys persuaded a girl with no underwear to go in the tub. I couldn't believe she did it and I had nothing to do with it. Usually I'm right there but I was more shocked then anything then when they started making out I didn't know whether to watch or look away. I almost felt like a pedifile. So I went and watched some people get thrown from the mechanical bull which is always fun.

Next the GM Ben asked if I wanted to do any contests. I had a couple in mind and they weren't the good old fashion wet T-shirt contest. These were quality contests. We ended up doing someone else's idea because I never did the game and I'm always open to new things. We called it the clicking game where 3 girls sit on the stage and we give them clickers (those things the doorman counts the number of people in the club). We procede to tell them that they have to put the clickers inbetween their legs and click it with their fingers so basically it looks like the girls are fingering themselves. The game started and one of the girls didn't understand that she was supposed to use her fingers. She ended up pumping her legs together very fast and she was instantly a fan favorite. Everyone enjoyed the contest and the rest of the night we drank quite a bit.

I don't know what it is about bars but why do people want to get me wasted so bad. Of course, I let them but the next morning is always hell for me especially when I have to get on a plane for 5 hours. Yuk!!!

I'd like to thank everyone that came to Tiki Bob's and had fun with me. To all those people that bought me shots, F@ck YOu!!! Just kidding but I was feeling it the next day. Thanks for the GM's and staff of Tiki Bob's I had a great time. I wish you all the best.