Playstation 3 Party. Diddy performed

Playstation 3 threw a huge party at an old, empty Robinson's May department store. Sounds wierd or ghetto right? Well, Playstation 3 redecorated the entire store to this bad ass video games in a store theme. There were different departments with playstation 3 stuff along with random other things. People were taking everything from baby clothing to wigs to candy while playing all the new games.

We got to this place around 9 which is really early but I guess not early enough because there were already 300 people waiting in line. Luckily, Ricky knew the person producing the party so she walked us up right to the front. The red carpet was huge and very unorganized people were walking right threw while others were taking pics. It was insane. For the first time I felt bad for the photographers because they didn't seem to be getting the shots they wanted. I said screw it and walked right threw.

It was an open bar like many of these parties are and I once again told myself I'm not going to drink but ended up chugging them back. I can't help it when it's free. So as I started to get a good buzz standing with some friends and made the bet of going up to Paris Hilton and Anna Farris (Scary Movies) and using the line "On a scale from 1 to 10 how bad do you want to talk to me?" If I got a plus number then I win $5. Money was no object I just wanted to entertain some friends. I walked up used the line and Anna gave me a 10 and Paris only a 5. I looked at her and said a 5 then walked away to collect my money. The best part was Anna's husband came up to me and said that was the best line he's ever heard anyone say to his wife.

Now you might be wondering why I use cheesy lines to girls. Girls would say they don't work. The reason is I really don't want them to work it's more just to see what kind of reaction I can get. The worse reaction the better. The bigger put down the better. It makes it so much more entertaining. I hate those girls that say "oh I hate when guys come up to me with cheesy lines." First off, most of the time it's a joke and their friends are watching them make an ass out of themselves. Secondly, what is a good line. Hi, my name is blank. Come on, that's so boring.

Any way, as I was walking to go back inside this pretty girl stops and asks for a light. I found it hard to believe that the 5 people surrounding her didn't have one but I quickly asked a random person. Got the lighter and lite her cig. That's when I realized it was Nicki Hilton.

Then as I was walking in with a Miller Light I saw Eddie Griffin with a bunch of friends carrying toys out of the party. I looked at him and said "No fruit in beer." If you all don't know what I'm talking about it's Man Law.

This place was jam packed with celebrities. More than I normally see out in LA. Are you ready for this list: Wayans Brothers, Paris and Nicky Hilton, Stacy Keibler, Chuck Liddel, Eddie Griffin, The Carters, Heidi and Lauren (The Hills), Lil Jon, Diddy, plus a bunch more that I can't remember.

Diddy performed around midnight. The thing about Diddy's performance is he's a huge Hype man. About 10 minutes before he went on. The stage was set. They were building and building him up. "You all ready for Diddy" Everyone would scream. It was insane everyone was excited. Then he got on the mic saying I'll be out in 5 minutes while music is bumping and the band is jamming on stage. The crowd was even more nuts. Then he entered and started rapping All about the Benjamin's. Fucking great song to start with. Eveyone was going crazy. Then he played a song I don't think anybody knew. Then another. And the crowd started migrating around the party. At one point he brought a bunch of people onstage which was pretty cool. However, it seemed like the beginning of his performance was the best part. After it got kinda just okay. I dwindled off to go talk with some friends. So I didn't get to see the end. It kind of lost my attention. I heard all about the benjamins and mo money mo problems and that's all I really needed.

The entire party was incredible a bunch of people took stuff but all the stuff I wanted was locked up. I was trying to find a way to steal a PS3 or a High Def. TV but that wasn't going to work. Any way good times in LA.