Halloween, Motorola, and Penguin Party

For those of you that don't know Halloween is my favorite holiday. It's the one holiday you can dress like a total jackass and get praised for it. Plus it's a time when all the girls dress in really slutty outfits and they don't feel like sluts. Yay!!!. I went to a party at a new LA club called Blvd. 3. As you can see on my pic I was an 80's porn star. (bush, dildo, underwear, robe, mullet, mustashe, and glasses) Last year I was a porn director. Love the porn.

As we walk into the party at around 9:30 we realized that we were one of the first people there which was a good thing because it was open bar. By 11 I was 3 sheets to the wind. The best was every time someone would walk past me they'd do a double take. Believe it or not the girls loved the dildo especially the drunk ones. I was on the dance floor having girls back that ass up and honestly I couldn't stop laughing because I could feel it hitting them. I saw a bunch of celebs including Zach Brauff and the black dude from Clueless (scrubs), Stacy Kiebler, LC, and Heidi (the Hills), Joshua Jackson, ect.

Two days later, I went to this Penguin Clothing Store Grand Opening with my friend Josh. For those that don't know in LA when a store on melrose or some high end place opens they throw a party inside the store to show it off. I never understood it coming from Cleveland. Any way, free drinks and great people watching. Josh and I get there and there's the dreaded red carpet. We all know what happens when I get on the red carpet. However, this time I thought it might be different because as I was walking up the papparazzi started taking pics before I even got to the carpet. I was quite shocked. Josh went before me and access hollywood stopped him I went through and believe it or not there wasn't a hot girl before me thank god. The cameras started flickering and instantly I said to myself "oh shit, what do I do now. What's the cool pose" So I did what I normally do act like a jackass. The interviews are the funniest because they'll be like "what are you here for." "To be honest I have no idea just to hang out" but they want the whole "oh my god Penguin is my favorite clothing line I only wear it." As I walk in once again I saw Keibs. Then I saw Paris Hilton and instantly I couldn't take my eyes off because it seems like everytime I see her something stupid happens or she does something retarded. Not this time though. I also saw Lindsay Lohan whom I've met a couple times but I still don't think she cares to remember me. Maybe if I was US Weekly everyday.

After this party we went to the Motorola party where Christina Aguilera was set to perform. Yeah, welcome to LA. Stars do concerts at sponsored parties. Go figure. It felt like everyone that was at the Penguin party migrated to the Motorola party. Christina Aguilera was amazing in concert and I'm not even a big fan. She had dancers, a set, and her voice was incredible it was like being at a real tour type concert. Remember when I said I always watch Paris to see what she's gonna do. Well, she didn't let me down and neither did her friends who wish they were her either. They had this table on the side where they were dancing on the boothes. Now when I say dancing not your average everyday dance I'm talking the hair twirling, grab your body, while the papparrazi is taking pictures of you then having your friend pose with you while dancing. Very entertaining. Almost took the attention away from the concert. After the party they served In and Out burger (best burgers in LA) These are the reasons I live in LA. Always something to entertain me.