Halloween 2005

For those of you that dont know Halloween is my favorite holiday. Its not everyday you can act like a jackass and everyone laughs with you and not at you. Every year I try to think of the stupidest costume I could possiblely think of. This year it was the Burger King. Yeah, I wanted to be the Burger King. Talk about a hard costume to find. I did find a couple on ebay but I got outbid every time. Who else wanted to be the burger kind? I guess a lot of people and I thought I was being original. Some dude paid $250 for that damn thing. Boy did that piss me off. So I had to go with my second option which actually worked out better for me. I was going to be a 70s porn star. Yep, my name for the night would be Mike Dicsard and my production company was named KY productions. My first hit feature was Standing Ovations and I did do the Paris Hilton video but I never got credit for it. I wore a black handle bar mustache, sideburns, and long hair. I had elvis sunglasses and I was about 50 pounds overweight with a huge beer belly. Plus I had tons of gold. What 70s porn director didnt have gold, right? Oh yeah, I carried a camera around just in case I found some beautiful talent for my next XXX film called In the Pooper. My friends and I always try to find a great party to go to because I love seeing creative costumes. As for my friends they consisted of a chip and dales dancer (shirtless and all), bubble gum under a chair (yeah he wore a chair on his head), and a white trash nascar fan. We all decided to go to Vision in Atlanta because it was huge and we knew a lot of people would be there plus they were having a $1000 costume contest and I knew I had to be in the running. Winning the contest wasnt my main goal for the night. I have to admit I wanted to make a video. Hey dont frown on me Im in character and to be Mike Dicsard I had to make a video. Never said I was going to be in it either. So we get to Vision and the place is packed with Devils, Demons, the Orkin Man, Tinker Bells, Catwoman, ect. I thought for sure I would win the costume contest but their was only one problem we arrived too late to enter the contest. So guess who ended up winning the contest. The f#cking Orkin Man. I have to admit he did have the full get up plus a huge cockroach on his back but I think I couldve taken him. The part that sucked about the night was I never got my damn video. Mike Dicsard failed but hey I wouldnt say the entire night was a failure. I had a lot of fun and got a lot of compliments on my costume and thats all that counts right.