The Miz in Cancun, Mexico 2

Now I didn't get to go out on the weekend because I was hosting Buff Enough and I didn't want to look hung over or bloated for the show. Plus I had to wake up at 7AM. When the show wrapped I was ready to go out and I did hard core at Bulldogs. During the day I met the guys hosting Camp Cool Vanessa and Al. They were really cool. I used to watch Al on Punkd so it was really cool to meet him. Vanessa was absolutely beautiful and was so sweet. I invited them to Bulldogs and they ended up showing up. I didn't get to talk to them that much because I was getting wasted. I love Bulldogs. The music was right down my alley. I'm talking a little rock, a little rap, and a live band. You can't beat it. I went off I let off all my steam. I got that glass thing again and started pouring shots in people's mouths. They were loving it. The Mizfits were out that night.

Tuesday came around we promoted all day at The Oasis Cancun which is always fun because we get to get on the microphone and put on contests. These aren't G rated either some I'd even say are straight up X rated. But hey I don't care and I'm not scared. I watched so many girls make out, show their boobies, also go down on each other, yeah you heard me right. Girls don't care. We'd be like any girl that has no self respect for herself, come on stage. They'd run up their. Cancun brings something out of you. Steve-O was performing at Dady-O's that night with studentcity.com so I was excited to meet him. He was really cool but really wasted before his show. I thought that was hella funny. I didn't get to talk to him too much but his crew was nice. Has anyone seen his live show? It's insane. I watched this guy snort salt, drink a lot of tequila, bang beer cans over his head then spray them in the audience, slice his tongue with glass to where he's bleeding, balance not only a sharp knife on his nose but balance a ladder in his mouth, and last but not least staple his balls to his leg. Now I don't know about you but just showing my balls to an audience of about 5000 scares me but he actually stapled them. He does this show 4 days a week. This guy's balls must be really, really sore. He throws an insane show and knows how to entertain a crowd. I don't think he lost the crowd once.

I'm trying to think of more stories but all of them are such a blur. I wonder why???? :)

Wednesday I got on a plane and went to The University of Northern Colorado for a speaking gig. and came back the next day. Talk about a lot of flying.

On Thursday I didn't want to go to the booze cruise because I don't like it when you can't just leave a place you have to actually wait for a boat to take you back. So I went to Dady Os and got to judge a bikini contest. Talk about some talent. I was getting pissed because I felt the contest was rigged. The girls the guys were with were getting high marks. I vote strictly on performance. What I mean by performance is you better have the confidence, look, and some moves to get high marks from me. I don't care if you're my friend. The girl I thought should've won got 3rd which was a crock of shit. She was by far the hottest girl at Dady O's. She had it all. We partied the entire night.

On Saturday was either dehydrated or got food poisoning because I was throwing up all night and no I didn't have anything to drink that day. It sucked because it was the first night my friend Tom was in town. So I wanted to party with him but couldn't.

Sunday I was back baby and ready to go out. To my favorite place-Bulldogs. We had a new VIP section this time because we had so many people that week. We were upstairs over the 20 person hot tub. I hated the section in the beginning because it was so far away from everyone. I quickly learned to love it when I got to choose what girls get to go into the hot tub. I watched about 10 girls make out all at the same time. Talk about a great site. Women are a beautiful thing. I went on top of the bar after that and started pouring drinks in everyone's mouth. All of a sudden the band came on and started playing Offspring's You gotta keep em separated and I proceeded to stage dive off of the stage. They threw me back up on the bar and I took the glass thing that I've had the other weeks and sprayed shots into people's mouths. I went back to the VIP because the place was so packed and hot. I was like I want to go into the hot tub. Now usually guys aren't aloud into the hot tub but the staff loved me enough to let me go in and have some fun. Did I forget to say there were ten beautiful young women in there with me? Oh boy was I in trouble. These girls knew what they were doing in a hot tub. I must have said what would your dad think about a hundred times. Finally they started acting like ladies. No not really that never happened. All in all I had one of my favorite nights in Cancun.

Monday was Fat Tuesday's where I think everyone in the place had a BE MIZ sticker on. How cool is that? I started the good old Keg stands. Bringing out the frat boy in me, Jamie got in the mix and did one as well. Gotta love that.

I can't remember the rest and some of the stories I just can't say because they're really bad. Not really but it's Cancun hoooorraaahhh. :) I want to say thank you to all of the staff at studentcity.com especially Eric, Aaron, Kristine, and Brendon. You guys rock. Big big thanks to Jacque and Brian the CEO's I had an amazing time. Every club had a different spice to it and were really accommodating to everything we asked for. I know we can be difficult but they were really great. Bulldogs and The City were definitely my favorite nights. I must say if you are going to go to spring break next year definitely go with Studentcity.com. They throw the best and biggest parties in Spring Break. I hope to see ya'll there.