The Miz in Cancun, Mexico

Okay so here are some stories about the trip. We’ve only been here for a week and I’m telling you I have so many stories. Oh yeah when I said we I meant I’m here with Jaquese (who I’m rooming with), Cameron, and Jamie from RWSD, Frank and Steven from RWLV, Christena RR12, Mallory RWParis, and Katie R10 and we get VIP treatment everywhere we go. I’m talking free bottles at a table for every place. We had our own waiter to get us as much drinks as we want and they’re quick about it. In Cancun that’s scarce to find but somehow we’ve managed to do it. Studentcity really hooked it up.

Anyways first night we went out we went to Bulldogs and had a blast. I was up on the bar with this glass jar that allowed me to blow in it to spit out alcohol to the crowd. It was awesome. Then I asked for the mic and brought out The Miz. The crowd went absolutely nuts. After getting hammered Jaquese and I went to our friends hotel to drink in their room only to find out that in Cancun you have to have bracelets to get into the hotel or else they won’t let you in. Not even our VIP passes worked, that really sucked because The Oasis is the best hotel to party at. It’s not the nicest but it’s the most fun so by the end of this trip I had to figure out how to get a bracelet because they charge an arm and a leg for them and I wasn’t about to pay that.

The next night we went to Fat Tuesdays which was so funny because they play these really sexual games. One of the games they put two lines of people and gave the first person a bottle of kamikaze and he had to put it into the mouth of the person behind him and then that person had to put it into the mouth of the person behind him and so on until they got to the end where they dumped it into a bucket whoever finished the bottle first won. Now it sounds pretty innocent seeing that I’m in Cancun but it wasn’t because some of the guys really didn’t care about getting the alcohol back to the bucket they just wanted to make out with the girls and that’s what they did and the girls didn’t mind. Hell it’s Cancun all those innocent girls turn bad out here.

Tuesday night was Jaquese´s 20th birthday so we all went out to a nice dinner. After we went to Dady O´s where we preceded to have one of my favorite nights out here. I got on the mic and had everyone singing happy birthday to him. It was like 1000 people singing and anyone who’s heard me sing knows I’m horrible but I lead it the best way I could. We then got absolutely drunk. I’m talking shot after shot. Soon I was like its body shot time and Jamie was like let’s do it. So we took body shots off of Jamie. I’ll tell you what that show doesn’t do Jamie justice. She’s one of the coolest chicks to hang out with. She’s fun as hell to go out with. Oh yeah I almost forgot I went up to Frank and said "what has 5 fingers and a face? A slap, b%tch!" and slapped him right across the face. I laid it in too because I was wasted. So about an hour later Frank goes Mike come here all of a sudden SLAP. Frank got me back. It was funny as hell. Now Frank says I slapped him first but I could’ve swore he did it to me first. All I knew was I saw lights and thought I had a hand print embedded into me. It was so funny I mean I’ve never laughed in all my life. Come on people that saying I said was from the Chapelle´s Show. If you haven’t seen it it’s the one with Charlie Murphy talking about Rick James. That’s another thing. The number one saying out here is "I’m Rick James Bitch". It’s hilarious and I think I’ve said it at least 200 times and I’m still not sick of it.

The City was the next night and this is the best club in my opinion in Cancun. It’s brand new. Some of the stuff it has is stuff I’ve never seen before in a club. They have trapeze artists come and put on an amazing show. I was looking at the club and wondering where the dance floor was because it had all these tables on the ground floor and a big bar in the middle. All of a sudden from the DJ booth I see this big round thing start coming down to the floor with 10 hot girls dancing on it. It landed right on the bar and there was the dance floor. It was amazing it was a revolving dance floor. Everyone seemed to love it. I know I did. The music was insane plus you could tell the speakers were new because it was so clear. The City is huge too, it has like 11,000 people. They also had this dude come down from the ceiling and pick up random girls and spin them around in the air. That was pretty dope and a fan favorite. Oh yeah I almost forgot I started a pissing contest at Fat Tuesdays and it escalated through this night. These guys would come to every club we were at and every hour we’d all go to the bathroom and see who had the longest piss. Whoever won was the champ for the hour. I never won. :( These two guys would go back and forth with the winnings. However I’m the reigning champ at chugging. I’m undefeated since the first night. I’m waiting for someone to challenge me.

So all in all as you can see my nights and days have been insane for the past week. One more story just to show you how crazy people get. They have a hot body contest and wet t shirt contest everyday at the oasis. The girls in the Wet T shirt contest go nuts I’m talking they’re dad’s would kill them. This one girl went up their and got completely naked. End of story...oh wait when she got butt naked there was this white string hanging from her ummmm private. Yeah the girl was on her period and still got completely naked. Welcome to Cancun ladies and gentlemen. Anything goes. I’ll have another update before I leave again. I hope everything’s good in the states for all of you.