Club Appearances Memorial Day Weekend

West Chester, PA at Coyote Crossing

My Memorial Day weekend started on Wednesday because I had a Club Appearance in West Chester, PA. The only thing I knew about West Chester was that Viva La Bam was shot there and Bam's castle is there. As soon as I landed the promoter that brought me out said Bam was filming at another night club. I instantly thought great no one's going to show up to the club now. Let's see be on Viva La Bam or come party with me at a club. Yeah I had no chance.

As we were driving I actually drove past Bam filming in a parking lot. I always enjoyed the show so it was kind of cool that the one day I'm in West Chester I got to drive past them shooting. I actually met Ryan Dunn and Raab Himself on Spring Break.

When I arrived at the night club it was pretty dead and I felt like a complete idiot but I realized it was only 10:30Pm so I knew it was still early. I don't get why promoters want me to be at the club so early. Everyone know's clubs don't get packed till around 12. I wasn't expecting too many people to show so I began drinking heavily with the friends I made while eating dinner. I kind of like when a club is dead. I don't have to take shot after shot and absolutely kill myself. I can actually talk to people and get to know them. As the night progressed the club got a good size crowd which definately made me happy because I hate when a club brings me out hoping to attract more people just to be disappointed. Luckily everyone was happy and I must say there was some damn fine looking girls in West Chester. I expected 1 or 2 then some fat chicks but there were quite the pickings.

Thursday in Baltimore at Bar Baltimore

Bar Baltimore is the type of place you love to hate. It's always packed which makes it fun. However, everyone wants to do shots. I swear to you by the end of the night I had taken 20 shots and only drank 1 drink. There's a problem with this in my book. It's something about Baltimore that I just don't get they love to do shots. Boy did I pay for it the next day too.

I love going to Baltimore because you can always expect it to be jam packed with people having a good time. There's really no pressure for me to do anything because I know everyone will have a good time.

I actually got to meet up with my friend Kaye who I met in Cancun. She taught me sign language down in Cancun like 2 years ago. Of course, I forgot everything I learned. I mean really who learns anything in Cancun. It was nice seeing her again.

Friday Jacksonville, FL at The Globe w/ Veronica

I was so hung over from all those damn shots the night before and I told myself I wasn't going to drink. I tell myself that alot these days and really never follow through. Needless to say I was hurting. As soon as I got off the plane the promoter wanted to go right out. So I got about an hour to get ready and relax and get ready for night # 3. We got to the club at 10:30PM. Yes that early and guess how many people were there. I'd say 20 and The Globe is huge. Again I don't get why we always have to arrive so early don't people know of any pregaming spots.

I broke my rule of no drinking and started with a jagerbomb to wake me up. After 3 of them, IT DID. The owner of the club wanted Veronica and I to do a contest so I gave them a bunch of bad ass ideas but they wanted to go with their idea of a Trivia question about the Inferno 2. I thought, oh man we're going to get booed off the stage if we go up there and say guess what let's do a trivia game in a bar about a show that we're on. Luckily, we thought of a great way to make it interesting. Want to know the trivia question....Who's the biggest slut on the Inferno 2 and two people they slept with from the show???? Do you know the answer. Think about it. If you want to know the answer, you should've been at The Globe. :)

Saturday Kansas City, Missouri at The Emerald Room with The Power Girls

This was the first time I met the Power Girls so I was kind of curious how they were in person. I was a little nervous about the event because they told me that the crowd they were looking to attract were 27 and up. I instantly thought, then why am I here. MTV's main demographic is 13-25 but I was more than willing to go. All the proceeds for this event were to benefit kids who are illiterate (sp) to by books and help them learn. Any time an event is for a good cause then I'm all for it. Dennis Rodman was also supposed to be there so I was kind of wondering what he'd be like.

The event started slow...guess why. Because we were there at 9:30PM. Yeah that's the earliest I've ever had to be at a night club.

The event was a Black and White party, suite and tie sort of thing. It had gambling upstairs, food, drinks, and was a real nice establishment. I got to talk to the Power Girls for a bit and they all were very nice girls. Here's a did you know...Did you know I was on one episode of the Power Girls for about a second. It's the one were they were at the VMA's they show me taking off my glasses. I almost died laughing because my roomate was sitting there watching it and I was telling him how I was there and how fun it was. Then all of a sudden it shows a close up to me on the red carpet. Funny right.

Sunday Seattle, WA at Element w/ Sarah (RWPhilly)

Finally, the last day of my drink fest and boy was I excited about that. How bad is that? I'm excited about not drinking. Terrible right. We did go out with a bang though so be proud of me.

As we arrived at the club the line, I kid you not, was around the entire building. I'm talking about 300 kids in line at 11PM. We got inside and the place was already jamming. Yeah I used the word jamming.

Element had a different set up. It was 18 downstairs and 21 and up upstairs which made it nice because a lot of the kids were 18 so it wasn't as crowded in the 21 and up section.

Sarah and I did a Naughty Launderie contest. The contestants were really bad so I started going off on some of them. One of the girls was really pretty but she didn't do anything so I started a boring chant. She then told me she was in the Hooters Calender and I told her that this ain't Hooters sweet heart. I think everyone else agreed with me but the girl was really pissed. As a matter of fact she came up to me after and said she never been so disrespected in all her life. I proceeded to remind her that she was up onstage with only her underwear on how much respect does she want. Any way the contest went on and on and I was getting more pissed. Finally at the end a girl did what every guy wanted, which was flash them. So that girl won. Of course right.

After the contest 3 other girls came up to me complaining that guys never treat them that way. I instantly thought guys up here must be pu$$ies because yeah these girls were pretty but they also thought their shit don't stink and I'm the type of person to bring those types of girls down to earth. After arguing we agreed to disagree.

This entire weekend was hard as hell for my body and my workouts are paying for it right now. I feel like I'm having withdrawls. Whatever, I had a great time. Thank you to everyone I met and to all the clubs. Be good. Be bad. BE MIZ!!!