26th birthday, a fat, greasy, male stripper

Normally on my birthday's I go out and hang with friends. It's a great excuse to get absolutely hammered and have stories the next morning. However, this year I wasn't going to be in town for my birthday because WWE's pay per view No Mercy was in Raleigh, NC on my special day.

The bad ass part was Teddy Long was throwing a birthday celebration for me on No Mercy. That means thousands of people in attendence and the millions at home watching get to help celebrate my big day. That's awesome in my book.

So Teddy calls me out and in the ring there's a 7' present, a cake, and balloons. He tells me this isn't all the surprises he has for me that Layla wants to come out and give me a special gift. So Layla comes out in a sexy outfit and sits me in a chair. Starts dancing and stripping all her cloths off. It was amazing. Those weren't my keys Layla. Then she wips out a blindfold. Now I 'm one of those guys that likes the freaky stuff so when she did that I got a little excited. She put it on.

This is where the 7' present comes in because as soon as she blindfolded me she lifted up the present and there was a fat, greesy, male stripper in a gstring. This guy started dancing on me and I thought it was Layla. I'm having a great time slapping his ass which I thought was hers. Now I know your thinking how didn't you know. Well when you are having fun you get overly excited and don't pay attention to details. Any way after about 2 minutes of dancing on me I start feeling around and notice that this doesn't feel like Layla. It was hairy and big. Then Layla took off my blindfold and there I was in front of thousands of people with millions watching at home my hands on a fat, greesy, man's boobs. I froze for a couple seconds before panicing and getting the hell out of there.

So what started off as a great birthday ended up very embarrassing. Yeah my mom was watching and laughing at me. Thanks a lot.

After the show a couple friends and I went to Applebee's. Yeah big party huh?